The Biscuit Witch - Deborah Smith Oh my gosh, the double entendres and word play is a little much.

"He put just enough English on our Cue Ball of Innuendo. It curved in a slow, sensuous arc and dropped deep into my corner pocket. I arched a warning brow. At the same time, my strawberry turned ripe for the picking." I just couldn't see my "whey" (her word) to finishing this sickly sweet morsel.